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The Quackers Caper
It was a dark and stormy night. The sun was shining and the moon cast a warm glow on the pond. Quackers the duckling swam in circles on the surface of the lake. Then Quackers was trying to say something to his friends but misplaced his teeth.
Where could they be?
Quackers went to Detective Doggie to get help finding his teeth.
"Good day," said Detective Doggie.
"Cjhaogj yeui he nal?" said Quackers.
"What can I do for you?" said Detective doggie
"Well, I need some help finding my teeth. can you help me? said Quackers
"Sure, ha-ha-haha! Your false teeth, right?" said detective doggie.
"They're very rare and valuable. Do you have any clues?"
"Not yet. Where did you lose them?"
"I don't know. Is rthat an important clue?"
Detective Doggie rolled his eyes. "Can you show me where you usually keep them?"
Quackers and Detective Doggie went back to the pond. And Quackers knocked on Freddie Frog's door. Freddie opened the door.
"Hi, Quackers. What do you want?"
"Hi, Fweddie. Do you have my teeff in your mouth?"
"I gave them back to you yesterday."
"Okay, thanks."
Quackers turned his neck to explain to Detective doggie that Freddie usually kept the teeth for him because it was so easy to misplace them. But before he could say a word . . .
"Ouch!" said Quackers. He reached up a wing and tugged at the bow around his neck.
He blushed and pulled his teeth from underneath his bow.
"Here they are," Quackers said. "That was amazing! How did you find them, Detective Doggie?"
"That's my business," he said. "That will be $25.50."

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Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1, famous under its colloquial name Whistler's Mother, is an 1871 oil-on-canvas painting by American-born painter James McNeill Whistler. The painting is 56.81 by 63.94 inches (144.3 × 162.4 cm), displayed in a frame of Whistler's own design in the Musée d'Orsay in Paris, having been bought by the French state in 1891. It is now one of the most famous works by an American artist outside the United States.^[1]    

Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1

Artist	James McNeill Whistler
Year	1871
Type	Oil on canvas
Dimensions	144.3 cm × 162.4 cm (56.8 in × 63.9 in)
Location	Musée d'Orsay, Paris

Mona Lisa

Italian: La Gioconda, French: La Joconde
Artist	Leonardo da Vinci
Year	c. 1503–1519
Type	Oil on poplar
Dimensions	77 cm × 53 cm (30 in × 21 in)
Location	Musée du Louvre, Paris

The Mona Lisa (La Gioconda or La Joconde, or Portrait of Lisa Gherardini, wife of Francesco del Giocondo^[1]) is a half-length portrait of a woman by the Italian artist Leonardo da Vinci, which has been acclaimed as "the best known, the most visited, the most written about, the most sung about, the most parodied work of art in the world."^[2]
The painting, thought to be a portrait of Lisa Gherardini, the wife of Francesco del Giocondo, is in oil on a poplar panel, and is believed to have been painted between 1503 and 1506.^[1] It was acquired by King Francis I of France and is now the property of the French Republic, on permanent display at the Musée du Louvre in Paris.^[1] The ambiguity of the subject's expression, frequently described as enigmatic,^[3] the monumentality of the composition, the subtle modeling of forms and the atmospheric illusionism were novel qualities that have contributed to the continuing fascination and study of the work.^[1]

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